In his hour-long political commercial tonight, Bush the Younger will attempt to stammer over rhetoric that Rove and company have tried to impress on his feeble brain. (Don’t you love it when he tries to pronounce new words?) The State of the Union is the perfect time to unveil a grand, thus far heavily guarded…
Howard Dean’s been getting hit hard. As the democratic superstar, he’s a natural target, of course. But little does Joe Trippi know that his beautifully-branded front runner is up against an astrological humdinger right now: Saturn is pounding Dean’s Cancer rising chart. (The events of this week seem to prove that this is his correct…
The Movie House of Sand and Fog is the perfect archetypal representation of Saturn in Cancer: Our universal quest for home, for a piece of land to call our own. It really pulls on that part of our psyches that’s longing for a place where we truly feel we belong. What does it mean to…
Further proof that Saturn is making himself heard in Cancer. The Rover’s main mission? Finding evidence of WATER. Cancerian, life-supporting, wet, wet delicious water. Go little Rover, go! Mars Rovers in Quest for Grail: Signs of Water
Stop kidnapping the kids! All these Amber alerts. What is going on with these loose cannons with the last name of Jones? (Davy not included, as far as I know.) This is a sign of Saturn in Cancer gone awry. I was also reading in the Crowley astrology bible (yes as in real testament you…
Evil genius Karl Rove has launched yet another mustache twirling-worthy scheme. As dastardly as ever, this time, he’s put our beloved solar system on his electoral map. C’mon guy, we all want to get to Mars, but this manipulative plan-hatching is waaaay too obvious. Maybe they should wrap that “Mission Accomplished” banner around Bush’s torso…
It was repugnant, but mesmerizing, like a bad car accident. I somehow found myself involved in last night’s premiere of The Apprentice, Donald Trump’s latest attention-whoring vehicle. As I watched him last night lording over his court of wannabe corporate kingpins, I felt like throwing up. And it was hard not to squint at the…
Big ups to my ruling planet, Mars. Last night, a bunch of really sweet science nerds at NASA cheered as their beloved rover bounced a bunch of times and finally landed safely on the surface of the Red planet to search for past signs of life. Space Probe Lands on Mars This is also interesting…
New year, new blog. That’s what we say. Welcome to the official blog of www.saturnreturn.net. We will ruminate, insufferably, on a vast array of subject matter here. From the socio-cultural implications of turning thirty to why the stars are rocking the planet with so many earthquakes in the last few weeks. From celebrities freaking their…