Martha Stewart is the posterwoman for a generation of evil corporate despots, even though her indiscretion was minor compared to the Ken Lays and Jeffrey Skillings of the world. Some might call it backlash, but we call it Saturn.

Saturn goes direct on March 6th, making its forward march to the top of Martha’s chart and crossing over many of her personal planets in the next few years. In the next few months, however, Saturn attacks Martha’s Mars, calling her ambitions into question and putting her at odds with just about everyone. Consider her jury a lackey of Saturn.

I just wonder how she’ll renovate her cell.