Stop kidnapping the kids!

All these Amber alerts. What is going on with these loose cannons with the last name of Jones? (Davy not included, as far as I know.) This is a sign of Saturn in Cancer gone awry.

I was also reading in the Crowley astrology bible (yes as in real testament you naysayers!) that Saturn in Cancer saps the morality out of Saturn. Not that we need a planet to evidence this. Thank the stars for the Black Eyed Peas singing their anthem on SNL tonite:

“What’s wrong with the world mama?
People livin like they ain’t got no mamas”

This is the true up-to-date message of Saturn in Cancer.

Yeah man, “Where is the Love??!!”