Saturn is responsible for the sign by the cash register at your fave cafe that says, “Karma is a Boomerang”. Paris Hilton apparently can’t wrap her little blond brain around this concept, but she’ll be getting quite an ass-kicking cosmic lesson during the forty-five days she’ll spend at the local LA klink staring on June 5th. She failed to comply with probation for a past drunk driving violation, effectively flipping off Saturn and earning his wrath, much to the amusement of the vast majority of the American public.

With many planets in Aquarius opposing her moon in Leo, it’s no wonder that Paris is a fame-whore. Saturn’s current transit through the sign of the lion has caused this celebutante some major consternation. Although she’s still a few years away from her Saturn Return, Big Daddy is bringing down his black boot right now. Saturn rules time, and Paris better do hers now or she’ll have to pay the piper when she turns thirty. Even the Hilton’s won’t be able to afford that particular tab.