Not that we’re obsessed or anything, but George W. Bush’s debate debacle last Thursday illustrates the hazards of the Saturn Return so elegantly that we have to say it again. On Friday, October 1st, 2004, the day that the pundits came out in force to say that John Kerry hit a knock-out punch against the…
Last winter we predicted that George W. Bush’s Saturn Return would come back to haunt him right around campaign time. It’s safe to say that the time has come. Bush’s second Saturn Return is exact on October 1st, 2004. In 1972, when Bush the Younger busied himself avoiding military service and partying around Alabama, his…
The French Chef has left us for the great beyond. Saturn just approached her natal Neptune and detached her from the material universe, quite literally. After surviving three, count ’em, three, Saturn Returns, Lady Julia finally made the ultimate Saturnian sacrifice. We will miss you, Julia . . .
We interrupt this somber Saturnian moment with a romantic newsflash from the lovely planet Venus. While the media engage in revisionist history regarding the Reagan era and the real devastation in Iraq is obscured by patriotic bombast (thanks to Saturn’s conjunction with the U.S. sun) the planet of love and beauty eclipses the sun for…
Last night Fox ran a ten minute trailer from the terror-inducing new movie The Day After Tomorrow, arriving in theaters on May 28th. The most striking images are of walls of water cascading over New York City. It is the ultimate Saturn in Cancer vehicle, and a warning that will likely go unheeded by the…
Donald Rumsfeld has been effectively dodging Saturn’s bullets for the last few months, but his free ride seems to be close to its end. Big Daddy Saturn is now calling Rummy to task. The buildup to his potential downfall begins around May 10th, when Saturn moves toward his sun in Cancer. The assault is exact…
Double Cancer Courtney Love is in the news again as the anniversary of Kurt Cobain’s death approaches and new conspiracy theories abound. With Saturn sidling up to her sun between now and July, any karmic crimes and misdemeanors in Love’s present and past are subject for the world’s scrutiny. Innocent until Saturn proves guilty? One…
The latest dispatch from the “more excuses to get drunk” department courtesy of the St. Paul Pioneer Press: Birthday bashes: Turning 30 is turning into a big deal We told you that the Saturn Return should culminate in a mind-numbingly excessive party to end all parties. If the last half of your twenties have sucked,…
Is it a planet, a planetoid, or a comet? No one can figure out Sedna, the latest discovery lurking in our solar system. Note that Sedna, christened by astronomers, NOT astrologers, takes its name from the Inuit Goddess of the Sea. The legend is fascinating, particularly in light of the fact that this heavenly body…
Big Daddy Saturn has some potentially good news for women in their thirties that want to be mommies. With Saturn in Cancer, it’s all about the womb. So expect more breaking news about reproductive rights and breakthrough reproductive technology in the coming year. The world is pregnant with possibility, it seems . . .
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