November 27, 2018
Sagittarius Icon: Tina Turner
Aries:
This week brings the bumps, and the ups and downs – it’s hard to know which way is forward, Aries. That’s partially because Mercury Retrograde just began late last week, but also because your ruler Mars is on the warpath early on Monday. As he battles with Mercury, he might just make you more self-righteous than usual. The next day brings the post-conflict understanding, courtesy of philosophy major Jupiter. You WILL learn something from all this, at least. Friday is sweet and sexy AF as Venus in Libra flirts with wild Uranus – now back in your own hot-to-trot stars for a fling.
Taurus:
The week opens with Mars going at it with Mercury Retrograde, which is not the calmest combination in the universe. Conflict is likely to abound (especially with lovers) and you should do yourself a favor and avoid it at all costs. The only upshot is the hot makeup sex. If you make it to Tuesday without breaking any plates, super optimistic astrology awaits you as lucky Jupiter makes Mercury feel a lot less aggressive and serious for the next few days. By Friday, love is back in the air full force as your ruler Venus opposes Uranus. Outcomes are totally up in the air.
Gemini:
Your ruler just went started his retrograde phase on Friday, and early this week, he’s being a bit willful and something of a smart-ass. This is because Mercury is squaring Mars, the planet of war, and all bets are off for placid conversations. Your relationships bear the brunt of aspect, Gemini, so be extra careful when spouting off with your spouse or business partner. Tuesday brings some serious relief as Jupiter feels the atmosphere with hope instead of fury – use this much-welcomed influence to dial down any outsized tempers. Friday is a lesson in Flirting 101 as Venus opposes Uranus.
Cancer:
This is one of those weeks that starts off hot and ends up hot… but in an entirely different way. The Mars/Mercury Retrograde war makes all conversations into potential minefields on Monday – overheated opinions are the rule, not the exception. This shifts a lot on Tuesday, when optimistic Jupiter replaces ferocity with joy for a while – especially at work. Friday is when sexy sweetness returns full force, thanks to an opposition between Venus and Uranus. Now THIS is the kind of heat you can use to follow your bliss, Cancer. Just remember to expect the unexpected in love and sex.
Leo:
The planets are a hot mess early this week, Leo, but by midweek you’ll be inspired and by the end – you may be head over heels. When Mercury Retrograde jumps into battle with aggressive Mars early Monday it sets the tone for a conflict-laden day. Try to avoid arguing, especially with old or new lovers or anyone you’re currently dating. Tuesday is a lot more hopeful thanks to Jupiter – and this is especially the case for your love life. By Friday flirting is your main motivation as Venus, the planet of love and beauty, opposes Uranus, the planet of anything-goes.
Virgo:
The stars may be a bit too much for your super sensitive soul early this week, Virgo love. This is especially the case because your ruler Mercury is retrograde and as he squares off against aggressive, angry Mars. You’re not a fan of fighting but everyone might seem like they’re gunning for you on Monday – especially family and close friends. Tuesday is a much better day as Jupiter aligns with the communication planet, bringing optimism and hope to your domestic front. And by Friday, all that conflict may feel like a distant memory as Venus and Uranus make sexting into a total art form for you.
Libra:
You may not want to leave the house early this week, but even if you stay in, it might be difficult to avoid all the cosmic conflict. You’re the ultimate diplomat and even your most even-keeled approach may not cut it as aggressive Mars squares Mercury Retrograde on Monday. All feels much better the very next day as Jupiter restores your faith and optimism, making your conversations a lot sweeter and lighter. Friday may be your favorite day as your ruler Venus opposes Uranus again (last time this happened was on Halloween.) This brings a sexy edge to relationships, plus something completely different.
Scorpio:
It’s a wild week indeed, and your ruling planet Mars leads the way on Monday. As he squares Mercury Retrograde, communication could be even more challenging than it is at any other point through the end of this phase in a few weeks. And there’s also a potential angry edge, especially when it comes to financial conflicts. At least things improve markedly by Tuesday, thanks to optimistic Jupiter. Even difficult money situations may seem a lot more hopeful. Friday is just sweet and sexy as can be thanks to Venus and Uranus. Some flirting at work is more than possible.
Sagittarius:
This week is all about you and you and YOU, Sagi bb. Your ruler Jupiter conjuncts the Sun in your sign on Monday, bringing you hella joy, optimism and bursts of big-time hope. Yes, aggressive Mars comes into conflict with Mercury Retrograde on the same day, perhaps causing a fight or two. Even though you’ve got lots to be proud about, try to keep your ego in check. Tuesday is out of this world as Jupiter high fives Mercury, making your conversations thrilling – you may not be able to catch your breath because there’s so much positive stuff to share – make plans to rule the world.
Capricorn:
The stars are intense early this week, but if anyone can handle it – you can. There’s a heavy influx of planetary activity in your dream zone, including a square between aggressive Mars and Mercury Retrograde on Monday. This can be a recipe for insomnia, possibly due to some kind of interpersonal conflict. Have an outlet for your anger and don’t turn it on yourself, Ms. Goat. Tuesday is a lot more hopeful and joyful, and lucky Jupiter replaces Mars and Mercury’s companion. This will ease any ongoing arguments. Friday is a flirtatious gem thanks to Venus and Uranus – they will make sure you’re never bored.
Aquarius:
The stars are putting the emphasis on your friends this week – for better and potentially for worse. Mercury Retrograde is confusing enough, but when Mars gets into the mix on Monday, an aggressive edge can permeate your conversations with just about everyone. Take a deep breath before being too honest, Aquarius. Tuesday’s astrology restores your hope, and it’s perfect for bringing a resolution to any conflict you simply couldn’t avoid – thank lucky Jupiter for the positive vibes. Friday is sweet beyond belief as your wild ruler Uranus opposes romantic Venus, currently in your house of pleasure. Oh yes you can.
Pisces:
It may be nearly impossible not to fall into the Mars fighting with the currentMercury Retrograde rabbit hole on Monday, but if you read this horoscope before you get involved in a seemingly unavoidable conflict, at least you’ll know to take a deep breath and walk away. This is HOTHEADED astrology, especially in the professional sphere, but the good news is that Tuesday is a lot better. Jupiter restores your faith and optimism quickly and fully, even if you couldn’t avoid that disagreement with your colleague. Friday is just pure sex and sweetness as Venus opposes Uranus. You won’t know what you’re going to get, but it’ll feel good.
